Confession Bear

If a woman I meet mentions her boyfriend within the first few sentences I know that is her way of saying we will never be more than friends

If a woman I meet mentions her boyfriend within the first few sentences I know that is her way of saying we will never be more than friends  Confession Bear

When I was little I thought the chemical compound of orange juice was OJ

When I was little I thought the chemical compound of orange juice was OJ  Confession Bear

I bought my wife massage oil for Christmas I use it to masturbate more often than I have given her a massage

I bought my wife massage oil for Christmas I use it to masturbate more often than I have given her a massage  Confession Bear

I was Hitler's Second in command and I don't feel bad.

I was Hitler's Second in command and I don't feel bad.  Confession Bear

I cried During The Office finale tonight

I cried During The Office finale tonight  Confession Bear

I like taking a dump right after somebody else because the seat get's nice and warm and it feels good on my ass

I like taking a dump right after somebody else because the seat get's nice and warm and it feels good on my ass  Confession Bear

I get blow jobs from my daughters boyfriend

I get blow jobs from my daughters boyfriend  Confession Bear

I threw a League of Legends match at an international competition Because the other team offered me more money

I threw a League of Legends match at an international competition Because the other team offered me more money  Confession Bear

It's my fault Someone committed suicide

It's my fault  Someone committed suicide  Confession Bear

i am really enjoying big brother

i am really enjoying big brother  Confession Bear
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