Confession Bear

my wife always wants my help with word games on her phone i pretend i don't know the answers so she will leave me alone

my wife always wants my help with word games on her phone i pretend i don't know the answers so she will leave me alone  Confession Bear

My sister embarrassed me at a family gathering so i coated her pads with icy hot

My sister embarrassed me at a family gathering so i coated her pads with icy hot  Confession Bear

I told my girlfriend I hurt myself in the gym so she would rub my back when really I injured myself trying to perform auto-fellatio

I told my girlfriend I hurt myself in the gym so she would rub my back when really I injured myself trying to perform auto-fellatio  Confession Bear

I think that people who voice their political beliefs on Facebook are just as stupid as those who use bumper stickers.

I think that people who voice their political beliefs on Facebook are just as stupid as those who use bumper stickers.  Confession Bear

I hate pictures of cats and find most pictures on r/aww very annoying

I hate pictures of cats and find most pictures on r/aww very annoying  Confession Bear

The only reason I hope the new pope is black Is because I think it would make more people abandon christianity

The only reason I hope the new pope is black Is because I think it would make more people abandon christianity  Confession Bear

I don't wash my hands after I pee or poo but I still turn on the tap in case people outside can hear

I don't wash my hands after I pee or poo but I still turn on the tap in case people outside can hear  Confession Bear

I'm a white male applying to law school A small part of me hopes affirmative action gets struck down

I'm a white male applying to law school A small part of me hopes affirmative action gets struck down  Confession Bear

When I first started redditing I made about 20 random accounts to upvote my posts.

When I first started redditing I made about 20 random accounts to upvote my posts.  Confession Bear

I don't work out Because people expect less from the fat guy

I don't work out Because people expect less from the fat guy  Confession Bear
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