Confession Bear

My boyfriend's roommate hasn't help clean the apartment once in 3 years I cleaned the toilet with her toothbrush and put it back

My boyfriend's roommate hasn't help clean the apartment once in 3 years I cleaned the toilet with her toothbrush and put it back  Confession Bear

I only upvote my friends posts for one reason, so they hopefully won't downvote mine

I only upvote my friends posts for one reason, so they hopefully won't downvote mine  Confession Bear

An old friend of mine started debating me on Facebook about Evolution with arguments on creationism... I defriended him

An old friend of mine started debating me on Facebook about Evolution with arguments on creationism... I defriended him  Confession Bear

I drink lots of water before I go to bed So my need to pee overcomes my depression in the morning

I drink lots of water before I go to bed So my need to pee overcomes my depression in the morning  Confession Bear

In elementary and middle school... I used Comic Sans on every one of my papers because teachers never told us to use a certain font and I thought it was cool.

In elementary and middle school... I used Comic Sans on every one of my papers because teachers never told us to use a certain font and I thought it was cool.  Confession Bear

Whenever a girl says she is not afraid to say what's on her mind. I assume she is a spoiled control freak that must have it her way.

Whenever a girl says she is not afraid to say what's on her mind. I assume she is a spoiled control freak that must have it her way.   Confession Bear

Went for a run today... cooled off with a beer.

Went for a run today... cooled off with a beer.  Confession Bear

i thought wombat was a pokemon

i thought wombat was a pokemon  Confession Bear

When someone says they like the Big Bang Theory I assume it means that they have no sense of humor

When someone says they like the Big Bang Theory I assume it means that they have no sense of humor  Confession Bear

An illegal immigrant from Portugal was hitting on my GF So I got him deported

An illegal immigrant from Portugal was hitting on my GF  So I got him deported  Confession Bear
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