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I told my friend I would go with him to paint another friends house later when he called I watched the phone ring and did not answer it because I lied earlier so I could leave the uncomfortable moment and mend the situation later by not answering the phon

I told my friend I would go with him to paint another friends house later when he called I watched the phone ring and did not answer it because I lied earlier so I could leave the uncomfortable moment and mend the situation later by not answering the phon Confession Bear
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I burned down the family business for insurance money then I found out there was money in the banana stand. they still don't know i did it.

I burned down the family business for insurance money then I found out there was money in the banana stand. they still don't know i did it. Confession Bear
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I don't feel bad about the explosion in Texas Because it could have been prevented if they had followed safety regulations

I don't feel bad about the explosion in Texas Because it could have been prevented if they had followed safety regulations Confession Bear
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I am a 33 year old male who really likes the movie The Notebook

I am a 33 year old male who really likes the movie The Notebook Confession Bear
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I am the pastor at the local church I am now atheist but I get a free house and get paid too well to quit

I am the pastor at the local church I am now atheist but I get a free house and get paid too well to quit Confession Bear
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My girlfriend thinks I simply enjoy spending time with her and her friends I actually think one particular friend of hers is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, and I fantasize about her every time I see her

My girlfriend thinks I simply enjoy spending time with her and her friends I actually think one particular friend of hers is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, and I fantasize about her every time I see her Confession Bear
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Please be an April fool's joke Being around me isn't safe

Please be an April fool's joke Being around me isn't safe Confession Bear
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When I cook my wife dinner I spit in her food a lot That way she'll at least swallow something of mine

When I cook my wife dinner I spit in her food a lot That way she'll at least swallow something of mine Confession Bear
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The only thing that's stopping me from killing myself is how terrible my family and friends will feel

The only thing that's stopping me from killing myself is how terrible my family and friends will feel Confession Bear
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It was me I stole the cookies from the cookie jar

It was me I stole the cookies from the cookie jar Confession Bear
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