Confession Bear

I blew my nose while taking a shit and accidentally used it to wipe my ass

I blew my nose while taking a shit and accidentally used it to wipe my ass  Confession Bear

My lives in candy crush are gone Now I have to wait 30 minutes to paly again.

My lives in candy crush are gone Now I have to wait 30 minutes to paly again.  Confession Bear

I'm 20 years old. and, I've never even gotten my first kiss.

I'm 20 years old.  and, I've never even gotten my first kiss.  Confession Bear

I have a great job waiting for me in the summer that will be great for my resume and its relevant to my degree But I hope I dont get it so I can just party all summer

I have a great job waiting for me in the summer that will be great for my resume and its relevant to my degree But I hope I dont get it so I can just party all summer  Confession Bear

I haven't bought a lighter in years Because my friends are so shitty at keeping up with theirs

I haven't bought a lighter in years Because my friends are so shitty at keeping up with theirs  Confession Bear

I'm really happy when people decline to come to our wedding, because I don't want to pay for their meal.

I'm really happy when people decline to come to our wedding, because I don't want to pay for their meal.  Confession Bear

I don't want to admit I'm an athiest because of the crap I see on r/atheism

I don't want to admit I'm an athiest because of the crap I see on r/atheism  Confession Bear

I prefer a gamer boyfriend so we don't need to go shopping but just chill and play video games

I prefer a gamer boyfriend so we don't need to go shopping but just chill and play video games  Confession Bear

I only like Felicia Day because she looks attainable to a guy like me. She's not really that sexy. I've seen hotter girls at cons.

I only like Felicia Day because she looks attainable to a guy like me. She's not really that sexy. I've seen hotter girls at cons.   Confession Bear

I always downvote cakeday posts

I always  downvote cakeday posts  Confession Bear
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