Confession Bear

When I was 8, my uncle touched my penis I enjoyed it

When I was 8, my uncle touched my penis I enjoyed it  Confession Bear

I was a mechanic for years But I drive to the dealership and pretend I don't know anything about cars to get free windshield washer fluid.

I was a mechanic for years But I drive to the dealership and pretend I don't know anything about cars to get free windshield washer fluid.   Confession Bear

I am anti war But for some reason I get excited when I see news reports about it

I am anti war But for some reason I get excited when I see news reports about it   Confession Bear

Before I joined Reddit I thought 9GAG had original content

Before I joined Reddit I thought 9GAG had original content  Confession Bear

I am a 26 year old guy, and I prefer to take baths over showers.

I am a 26 year old guy, and I prefer to take baths over showers.  Confession Bear

I sometimes don't go out Because I'll have to change into a thong so I can wear my skinny pants.

I sometimes don't go out Because I'll have to change into a thong so I can wear my skinny pants.   Confession Bear

Whenever I see someone wearing Looney Toons I automatically think they're white trash

Whenever I see someone wearing Looney Toons I automatically think they're white trash  Confession Bear

If you hate Bronies, I automatically assume you're a bad person.

If you hate Bronies, I automatically assume you're a bad person.  Confession Bear

I only have sex in my roommate's bed Because I dont want to get jizz on my sheets when I pull out.

I only have sex in my roommate's bed Because I dont want to get jizz on my sheets when I pull out.  Confession Bear

I look forward to the day my grandfather dies Maybe then my father will finally start living his own life

I look forward to the day my grandfather dies Maybe then my father will finally start living his own life   Confession Bear
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