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I set up all my female friends on dates. Not because I'm nice, but because I don't want to even risk them becoming attracted to me.

I set up all my female friends on dates. Not because I'm nice, but because I don't want to even risk them becoming attracted to me. Confession Bear
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Had to take a shit before leaving for work this morning. Postponed until I got there, so I could get paid for it.

Had to take a shit before leaving for work this morning. Postponed until I got there, so I could get paid for it. Confession Bear
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I wanted to be on the Orangered team they had all the cool people

I wanted to be on the Orangered team they had all the cool people Confession Bear
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Within 4 months of breaking up with me, my ex has: dropped out of college, not been able to pay rent, lost most of her friends, and her autistic brother likes me more. Without me there her life fell apart and I find nothing but pleasure in her total miser

Within 4 months of breaking up with me, my ex has: dropped out of college, not been able to pay rent, lost most of her friends, and her autistic brother likes me more. Without me there her life fell apart and I find nothing but pleasure in her total miser Confession Bear
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I delete people who constantly repost from reddit from my social networks because I already have a website for that

I delete people who constantly repost from reddit from my social networks because I already have a website for that Confession Bear
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IF YOU WEAR WHITE FRAMED SUNGLASSES I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG

IF YOU WEAR WHITE FRAMED SUNGLASSES I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG Confession Bear
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Used to be a 4chan guy friend recommends reddit i Like it 10 times better

Used to be a 4chan guy friend recommends reddit i Like it 10 times better Confession Bear
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I found my step mom's facebook and found out I have a little brother and sister

I found my step mom's facebook and found out I have a little brother and sister Confession Bear
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i enjoy r/atheism

i enjoy r/atheism Confession Bear
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I work at the "best" animal shelter in my state and... We only let white people adopt our animals

I work at the
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