Confession Bear

I've turned down sex with my girlfriend So I could masturbate

I've turned down sex with my girlfriend So I could masturbate  Confession Bear

I did a terrible thing to a good person and now I expect karma for it.

I did a terrible thing to a good person and now I expect karma for it.  Confession Bear

When I know i'm going to see someone I hate I purposely do not wash my hands after using the restroom

When I know i'm going to see someone I hate I purposely do not wash my hands after using the restroom  Confession Bear

I HATe that my girlfriend wears yoga pants every day

I HATe that my girlfriend wears yoga pants every day  Confession Bear

I delete my facebook friends once they get engaged Because I'm a jeweler and they didn't buy that shit from me

I delete my facebook friends once they get engaged Because I'm a jeweler and they didn't buy that shit from me  Confession Bear

I sold a friend's DVD collection on eBay. "Norbit" sold for $7. I shipped it with $7 in cash out of pure pity

I sold a friend's DVD collection on eBay.

I still have no idea what KONY 2012 was even about.

I still have no idea what KONY 2012 was even about.  Confession Bear

Whenever someone posts a pic with a celebrity I dont know I always conclude the more attractive one is the celebrity

Whenever someone posts a pic with a celebrity I dont know I always conclude the more attractive one is the celebrity  Confession Bear

I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE BUT NEVER AFTER I MASTERBATE

I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE BUT NEVER AFTER I MASTERBATE  Confession Bear

I'm trying to steal a girl from her boyfriend just for the purpose of sleeping with her for one night

I'm trying to steal a girl from her boyfriend just for the purpose of sleeping with her for one night  Confession Bear
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