Confession Bear

I tell my dentist i floss but i never do

I tell my dentist i floss but i never do  Confession Bear

I pee more in my own yard than I do in the toilet in my house

I pee more in my own yard than I do in the toilet in my house  Confession Bear

I'm going to buy google glass The moment it is available for consumers

I'm going to buy google glass The moment it is available for consumers  Confession Bear

when i drive by a shitty driver i assume its a woman or an elderly

when i drive by a shitty driver i assume its a woman or an elderly  Confession Bear

i think anyone who knowingly cheats on their taxes should permanently lose the right to vote

i think anyone who knowingly cheats on their taxes should permanently lose the right to vote  Confession Bear

drove drunk crashed into car it was a van full of hells angels, which saved me from getting arrested

drove drunk crashed into car it was a van full of hells angels, which saved me from getting arrested  Confession Bear

When I don't feel like putting away the dry dishes I just spray water over them hoping my wife will do it

When I don't feel like putting away the dry dishes
 I just spray water over them hoping my wife will do it  Confession Bear

I want more karma but I don't have a life threatneing illness to share my medication with someone caught in a natural disaster But I do have some toenail clippers .. anybody?

I want more karma but I don't have a life threatneing illness to share my medication with someone caught in a natural disaster But I do have some toenail clippers .. anybody?  Confession Bear

Downvote all you want I'm rooting for Dorner

Downvote all you want I'm rooting for Dorner  Confession Bear

I watch what you purchase to make a profile of you in my head

I watch what you purchase to make a profile of you in my head  Confession Bear
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