Confession Bear

It took me way longer than it should have To figure out why it was called "world war z"

It took me way longer than it should have To figure out why it was called

I don't want to win the lottery because i'm sure i would become a horrible person

I don't want to win the lottery because i'm sure i would become a horrible person  Confession Bear

Stopped into Gas Station Restroom Immediately realized it's cleaner than my own

Stopped into Gas Station
Restroom Immediately realized it's cleaner than my own  Confession Bear

I tell my friends that carnival rides make me want to throw up I'm actually just too afraid to go on most of them

I tell my friends that carnival rides make me want to throw up I'm actually just too afraid  to go on most of them  Confession Bear

I went to visit a friend I've known for 10 years. It was the worst time I ever had.

I went to visit a friend I've known for 10 years.  It was the worst time I ever had.  Confession Bear

I almost never go to /r/science or /r/technology But I haven't removed them from my shortcuts bar because I want to feel smart

I almost never go to /r/science or /r/technology  But I haven't removed them from my shortcuts bar because I want to feel smart  Confession Bear

My brother is a douchebag So when my mom kicked him out of the house, I stole his favorite shirt and now use it as a cum rag.

My brother is a douchebag So when my mom kicked him out of the house, I stole his favorite shirt and now use it as a cum rag.  Confession Bear

...I Liked Bane's Voice

 ...I Liked Bane's Voice  Confession Bear

When I saw Overly Attached Girlfriend I wanted to date her

When I saw Overly Attached Girlfriend I wanted to date her  Confession Bear

at 26 I still hate back to school commercials

at 26 I still hate back to school commercials  Confession Bear
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