Confession Bear

My two female roommates think i'm just so nice letting them get ready in the morning first Actually it's just because I like that fact the toilet seat is nice and warm when I finally get in

My two female roommates think i'm just so nice letting them get ready in the morning first Actually it's just because I like that fact the toilet seat is nice and warm  when I finally get in  Confession Bear

I took the largest shit of my life and really wanted to show my friends so i took a picture and said i saw it in the ladies restroom

I took the largest shit of my life and really wanted to show my friends so i took a picture and said i saw it in the ladies restroom  Confession Bear

I complain about my slob roommate but enjoy feeling good about myself by comparison

I complain about my slob roommate but enjoy feeling good about myself by comparison  Confession Bear

I don't have any respect For over weight people who say it's their parents fault.

I don't have any respect  For over weight people who say it's their parents fault.  Confession Bear

I have been reading Confession Bear to feel better about myself

I have been reading Confession Bear to feel better about myself  Confession Bear

"Lost phone number, send me your numbers" nah. I just want more friends.

i kinda like Russell Wilson

i kinda like Russell Wilson  Confession Bear

If you mention your girlfriend in your post I downvote you because I assume you just wanted everyone to know you had a girlfriend

If you mention your girlfriend in your post  I downvote you because I assume you just wanted everyone to know you had a girlfriend  Confession Bear

I REALLY DON'T LIKE MINDY KALING

I REALLY DON'T LIKE MINDY KALING  Confession Bear

I only go on r/new To Reply first and get comment karma

I only go on r/new To Reply first and get comment karma  Confession Bear
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