Confession Bear

When my mother talks to me while I'm listening to loud music and is surprised when I respond, I really can't hear her, I've just learned to read lips.

When my mother talks to me while I'm listening to loud music and is surprised when I respond, I really can't hear her, I've just learned to read lips.  Confession Bear

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANAL SEX

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANAL SEX  Confession Bear

If I see you backing into a parking space I assume you're a tool who doesn't know how to drive.

If I see you backing into a parking space I assume you're a tool who doesn't know how to drive.  Confession Bear

r/relationships is an echo chamber of man-hating because only crazy people would ask strangers for advice on saving their relationship

r/relationships is an echo chamber of man-hating because only crazy people would ask strangers for advice on saving their relationship   Confession Bear

I aced my first calculus exam in the 6th grade before I went to my friend's house for a sleepover As a reward for my A+, got a blowjob from his big sister, right before I did his mom, while his dad was watching and taking pictures.

I aced my first calculus exam in the 6th grade before I went to my friend's house for a sleepover As a reward for my A+, got a blowjob from his big sister, right before I did his mom, while his dad was watching and taking pictures.  Confession Bear

I had the first date farts and couldn't hold them in.

I had the first date farts and couldn't hold them in.  Confession Bear

About half of the names I used Were girls I either slept with or dated

About half of the names I used  Were girls I either slept with or dated  Confession Bear

I DONT WEAR A JOCKSTRAP TO STOP MY JUNK FROM BOUNCING UNCOMFORTABLY I WEAR ONE TO PREVENT ACCIDENTAL BONERS WHILE WORKING OUT

I DONT WEAR A JOCKSTRAP TO STOP MY JUNK FROM BOUNCING UNCOMFORTABLY I WEAR ONE TO PREVENT ACCIDENTAL BONERS WHILE WORKING OUT  Confession Bear

I think Christian Scientists Just have high intelligence but low wisdom scores

I think Christian Scientists Just have high intelligence but low wisdom scores  Confession Bear

I always listen to Jehovah's Witnesses at my door I feel bad because they get turned away so often

I always listen to Jehovah's Witnesses at my door I feel bad because they get turned away so often  Confession Bear
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