Confession Bear

Had a Coke today and it wasn't Diet

Had a Coke today and it wasn't Diet  Confession Bear

AS A MIDDLE EASTERN MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A "TERRORIST" I'M HAPPY NORTH KOREA IS GETTING SO MUCH HATE AND TAKING SOME OF THE NEGATIVE ATTENTION OFF THE MIDDLE EAST

AS A MIDDLE EASTERN MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A

I found out my brother has a different dad from me over 10 years ago He just found out himself last year

I found out my brother has a different dad from me over 10 years ago He just found out himself last year  Confession Bear

All my friends think I've had sex many times I'm actually still a virgin because of performance anxiety

All my friends think I've had sex many times I'm actually still a virgin because of performance anxiety  Confession Bear

I wait until my boyfriend leaves for work so I can masturbate

I wait until my boyfriend leaves for work so I can masturbate  Confession Bear

I wish instead of giving their uninvited or uninformed opinion on every act of terror Everyone would just shut up out of respect for the people that were actually affected.

I wish instead of giving their uninvited or uninformed opinion on every act of terror Everyone would just shut up out of respect for the people that were actually affected.  Confession Bear

I would sniff the card

I would sniff the card   Confession Bear

Memes with one line feel weird

Memes with one line feel weird   Confession Bear

When you mention your sister I presume she's sexy

When you mention your sister I presume she's sexy  Confession Bear

I'd rather take the stairs than take the elevator with a stranger

I'd rather take the stairs than take the elevator with a stranger  Confession Bear
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