Confession Bear

I drink a lot of liquids and hold it in because i'm too lazy to masturbate and a much needed piss feels so good

I drink a lot of liquids and hold it in because i'm too lazy to masturbate and a much needed piss feels so good  Confession Bear

I wish it had been illegal for me to marry

I wish it had been illegal  for me to marry  Confession Bear

I got caught sexually assaulting a girl

I got caught sexually assaulting a girl  Confession Bear

I want Google Glass So I can poop, check my stocks, do my taxes,reddit, talk on the phone, watch TV, make youtube videos AND Skype. . . ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

I want Google Glass  So I can poop, check my stocks, do my taxes,reddit, talk on the phone, watch TV, make youtube videos AND Skype. . . ALL AT THE SAME TIME!   Confession Bear

This drunk Jewish kid said he was going H.a.m I had to remind him that it wasn't kosher.

This drunk Jewish kid said he was going H.a.m I had to remind him that it wasn't kosher.   Confession Bear

I pretend I'm ordering for someone on the phone at the drive-thru because I'm afraid of being judged for my eating habits

I pretend I'm ordering for someone on the phone at the drive-thru because I'm afraid of being judged for my eating habits  Confession Bear

When I'm mad at my boyfriend I go on Reddit on his computer so all of his links are purple

When I'm mad at my boyfriend I go on Reddit on his computer so all of his links are purple  Confession Bear

I think the Pepperidge Farm Meme is far worse than confession bear

I think the Pepperidge Farm Meme is far worse than confession bear  Confession Bear

My Roommate was playing World of Warcraft and chatting on Skype at Monday 2:00 AM So I banned his MAC address through Router Setting

My Roommate was playing World of Warcraft and chatting on Skype at Monday 2:00 AM So I banned his MAC address through Router Setting  Confession Bear

I accidentally left the gate open outside brothers dog ran out and got cut in half by traffic

I accidentally left the gate open outside brothers dog ran out and got cut in half by traffic  Confession Bear
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