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I had a one night stand when I was in college I hit the guy up for 300 bucks in the morning and faked a call to a pimp when he didn't want to pay. He paid.

I had a one night stand when I was in college I hit the guy up for 300 bucks in the morning and faked a call to a pimp when he didn't want to pay. He paid. Confession Bear
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I know how to tie a tie but ask others to do it as I enjoy that tingly sensation in my head

I know how to tie a tie but ask others to do it as I enjoy that tingly sensation in my head Confession Bear
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my neighbors dog got through the hedge in my anger i threw an axe after it. it hit it straight in the head, and it died. I wrapped it in a blanket and threw the dog over a bridge, into a river

my neighbors dog got through the hedge in my anger i threw an axe after it. it hit it straight in the head, and it died. I wrapped it in a blanket and threw the dog over a bridge, into a river Confession Bear
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I got addicted to... wait, the NSA can read this? Never mind.

I got addicted to... wait, the NSA can read this? Never mind. Confession Bear
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i like to visit World Star Hip Hop Just so i can watch videos of black people fighting each other

i like to visit World Star Hip Hop Just so i can watch videos of black people fighting each other Confession Bear
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I was upset when I found out the government may have violated my 4th amendment rights, but it wasn't until I looked them up on wikipedia that I knew what they actually were.

I was upset when I found out the government may have violated my 4th amendment rights, but it wasn't until I looked them up on wikipedia that I knew what they actually were. Confession Bear
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I ws unemployed and w/ last $1200 left registered for an investors conference. Met people and told them I am Arab and my family wants to buy buildings in Vancouver. Today I am making $200k and my boss is still waiting for my Arab family to invest.

I ws unemployed and w/ last $1200 left registered for an investors conference. Met people and told them I am Arab and my family wants to buy buildings in Vancouver. Today I am making $200k and my boss is still waiting for my Arab family to invest. Confession Bear
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I would rather my comments be downvoted than nothing at least I earned a reaction

I would rather my comments be downvoted than nothing at least I earned a reaction Confession Bear
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My cat recently died and we got a new one I think this one is cooler and the other was kind of a dick

My cat recently died and we got a new one I think this one is cooler and the other was kind of a dick Confession Bear
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If I get married... It would be for the tax exemption.

If I get married... It would be for the tax exemption. Confession Bear
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