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told a couple friends I wanted to quit my shitty, part time, min wage job. no one took me seriously because it's april 1st I quit my job, and now I'm getting angry texts. I do not regret quitting at all, even though I'm still in debt a couple grand, and s

told a couple friends I wanted to quit my shitty, part time, min wage job. no one took me seriously because it's april 1st I quit my job, and now I'm getting angry texts. I do not regret quitting at all, even though I'm still in debt a couple grand, and s Confession Bear
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I told a girl i slashed my wrists in order to get her back, but lied but then i slashed them anyway

I told a girl i slashed my wrists in order to get her back, but lied but then i slashed them anyway Confession Bear
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I give my kids chores to teach them responsibility But it also gives me more free time to do fuck-all

I give my kids chores to teach them responsibility But it also gives me more free time to do fuck-all Confession Bear
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Sometimes when I'm bored I go through new in r/athesim and downvote everything

Sometimes when I'm bored I go through new in r/athesim and downvote everything Confession Bear
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I want to go to war with North Korea It's about time we put an end to their nonsense

I want to go to war with North Korea It's about time we put an end to their nonsense Confession Bear
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While drunk, I asked a bartender for some water to try and sober up In wanting to tip, I realised I only had a 5 dollar note, then told the bartender she wasn't worth that much.

While drunk, I asked a bartender for some water to try and sober up In wanting to tip, I realised I only had a 5 dollar note, then told the bartender she wasn't worth that much. Confession Bear
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A wrong number called me today. I answered and it was a woman saying "hey dairy queen is closed so do you want mcdonalds or steak n shake?" I told her steak n shake, and that i'd see her in a bit.

A wrong number called me today. I answered and it was a woman saying
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My heavily religious neighbour hits her kids and pet cat I called the police

My heavily religious neighbour hits her kids and pet cat I called the police Confession Bear
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(5 yrs ago) I ran into his younger sister out one Friday night at a sports bar banged the living shit out of her.

(5 yrs ago) I ran into his younger sister out one Friday night at a sports bar banged the living shit out of her. Confession Bear
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I used a weapon on a fellow orangeredditor

I used a weapon on a fellow orangeredditor Confession Bear
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