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I'm Dirty Dan

 I'm Dirty Dan  Confession Bear

I stalk the social network profiles of hot girl's boyfriends Just to see if I'm better than them and have a shot with her

I stalk the social network profiles of hot girl's boyfriends  Just to see if I'm better than them and have a shot with her  Confession Bear

I'm glad the bomber was a Saudi student Because we won't invade one of our largest oil producers and best arms customers

I'm glad the bomber was a Saudi student Because we won't invade one of our largest oil producers and best arms customers   Confession Bear

My parents give me money for "incidentals" when I'm at college Thanks to the meal plan, "Incidentals" means drugs

My parents give me money for

Farted in bed When the stench woke my gf up, I told her she did it

Farted in bed When the stench woke my gf up, I told her she did it  Confession Bear

Anyone seriously concerned about North Korea I assume is a misinformed idiot

Anyone seriously concerned about North Korea I assume is a misinformed idiot  Confession Bear

I was eavesdropping and overheard The Jokers plot to kill me

I was eavesdropping and overheard The Jokers plot to kill me  Confession Bear

I GAVE THE WRONG DIRECTIONS TO A COUPLE ON VACATION FOUR YEARS AGO

I GAVE THE WRONG DIRECTIONS TO A COUPLE ON VACATION FOUR YEARS AGO  Confession Bear

I like that "Thrift Shop" song way more now that I know Macklemore is white

I like that

I wish Zuma would sign the secrecy bill so people would realise how corrupt the ANC is

I wish Zuma would sign the secrecy bill so people would realise how corrupt the ANC is  Confession Bear
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