Confession Bear

I don't care about any one of your holloween costumes

I don't care about any one of your holloween costumes  Confession Bear

When I am hit on by someone unattractive I FEEL Mildly INSULTED

When I am hit on by someone unattractive I FEEL Mildly INSULTED   Confession Bear

I don't respect soldiers more than I respect doctors or firemen

I don't respect soldiers more than I respect doctors or firemen  Confession Bear

I HAVEN'T SEEN WILL FERRELS ANCHORMAN

I HAVEN'T SEEN WILL FERRELS ANCHORMAN  Confession Bear

I COOK DINNER BECAUSE MY WIFE'S COOKING IS TERRIBLE

I COOK DINNER BECAUSE MY WIFE'S COOKING IS TERRIBLE  Confession Bear

my confessions that I put on memes aren't even real confessions...

my confessions that I put on memes aren't even real confessions...  Confession Bear

MOST ANIMALS HAVE TO STRUGGLE THROUGH WINTER I FEEL GUILTY THAT I SLEEP THROUGH IT

MOST ANIMALS HAVE TO STRUGGLE THROUGH WINTER I FEEL GUILTY THAT I SLEEP THROUGH IT  Confession Bear

I am so plain that I actually fantasize that someone would rape me because it would mean I'm wanted

I am so plain that I actually fantasize that someone would rape me because it would mean I'm wanted  Confession Bear

I don't want to sound like a scumbag So I use a confession bear instead.

I don't want to sound like a scumbag
 So I use a confession bear instead.
  Confession Bear

i sometimes create accounts named "ihate-[username]" and make negative comments on their posts so they get paranoid wondering who hates them enough to create that account

i sometimes create accounts named
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