Confession Bear

Sometimes I say that I hand painted the designs on my nails but I just stamped them and wanted the compliments.

Sometimes I say that I hand painted the designs on my nails but I just stamped them and wanted the compliments.  Confession Bear

I've gotten into more arguments over D&D than with my wife of 10 years

I've gotten into more arguments over D&D than with my wife of 10 years  Confession Bear

I sold my "friend" ex-lax as Ecstasy He took all 6 at once and stayed up all night shitting and puking his brains out

I sold my

i house sat for a milf and i masturbated into her naughty underwear drawer

i house sat for a milf and i masturbated into her naughty underwear drawer  Confession Bear

if you leave the sticker on your flat billed cap i automatically assume you're a douche

if you leave the sticker on your flat billed cap i automatically assume you're a douche   Confession Bear

I feel like a hypocrite. I tell my kids not to lie, cheat or steal. Then I download illegal copies of childrens' shows.

I feel like a hypocrite.  I tell my kids not to lie, cheat or steal. Then I download illegal copies of childrens' shows.  Confession Bear

I find Conan O'Brien extremely annoying and pathetic.

I find Conan O'Brien  extremely annoying and pathetic.  Confession Bear

i really had to take a dump and my girlfriend's roommate was taking up the bathroom and she still thinks her cat took a massive shit in the litter box

i really had to take a dump and my girlfriend's roommate was taking up the bathroom and she still thinks her cat took a massive shit in the litter box  Confession Bear

When people refer to themselves as "mommy" or "daddy" when talking about their pets I automatically think less of them

When people refer to themselves as

After years of funding the IRA The people of Boston are just as bad as the Tsarnaev brothers

After years of funding the IRA The people of Boston are just as bad as the Tsarnaev brothers  Confession Bear
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