Confession Bear

I work with grown women, But lunch feels like we're are back in high school/mean girls movie.

I work with grown women, But lunch feels like we're are back in high school/mean girls movie.  Confession Bear

I once went to an art gallery in Washington DC, and I got to see Picasso's and Monet's I touched them all with my fingers

I once went to an art gallery in Washington DC, and I got to see Picasso's and Monet's I touched them all with my fingers  Confession Bear

I would never date a /r/gonewild girl because I consider them all whores with no self-respect.

I would never date a /r/gonewild girl because I consider them all whores with no self-respect.  Confession Bear

I don't smack the ho's around as often as I would like to. Bitches be gettin uppity.

I don't smack the ho's around as often as I would like to.
Bitches be gettin uppity.  Confession Bear

I have no idea how to submit a picture that isn't from quick meme..

I have no idea how to submit a picture that isn't from quick meme..  Confession Bear

People think I'm smart because I'm an engineer. But I don't feel much smarter.

People think I'm smart because I'm an engineer. But I don't feel much smarter.  Confession Bear

I used to pee in my sister's closet Then blame it on the dog

I used to pee in my sister's closet Then blame it on the dog  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my ex and mother of my child calls I let it go to voice mail Then if she leaves a message I can listen to it when I'm lonely.

Sometimes when my ex and mother of my child calls I let it go to voice mail Then if she leaves a message I can listen to it when I'm lonely.   Confession Bear

My tendency to flush the toilet is directly related to the noticibility of the piss

My tendency to flush the toilet  is directly related to the noticibility of the piss  Confession Bear

I FOUND A LOCKED SAFE IN A OLD MILL HOUSE THAT I OPENED AND NEVER POSTED IT ON REDDIT

I FOUND A LOCKED SAFE IN A  OLD MILL HOUSE THAT I OPENED  AND NEVER POSTED IT ON REDDIT   Confession Bear
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