Confession Bear

My wife wanted Mexican food on Cinco De Mayo, so we went to the cinco de mayo restaurant in New Brunswick she thought the area was too ghetto so we went somewhere else instead.

My wife wanted Mexican food on Cinco De Mayo, so we went to the cinco de mayo restaurant in New Brunswick she thought the area was too ghetto so we went somewhere else instead.  Confession Bear

I'm really, really, really sick of this meme.

I'm really, really, really sick of this meme.  Confession Bear

I have no idea what the safe is.

 I have no idea what the safe is.   Confession Bear

I dont think the boston PD did anything of value If it weren't for some random civilian finding the bomber in their boat, he might've gotten away

I dont think the boston PD did anything of value If it weren't for some random civilian finding the bomber in their boat, he might've gotten away  Confession Bear

I get bitter when I hear someone playing a song I like Because I like to think im a bigger fan than them.

I get bitter when I hear someone playing a song I like Because I like to think im a bigger fan than them.  Confession Bear

When I'm sick I like to shake hands, and I secretly call myself the plague-bringer

When I'm sick I like to shake hands, and I secretly call myself the plague-bringer  Confession Bear

I drank a great amount of coffee before going to a party I later shat my pants while trying to piss when I was drunk.

I drank a great amount of coffee before going to a party I later shat my pants while trying to piss when I was drunk.  Confession Bear

I purposefully make sure every food item I buy contains meat products So my vegetarian roommate can't mooch off of me

I purposefully make sure every food item I buy contains meat products So my vegetarian roommate can't mooch off of me  Confession Bear

After watching Toy Story as a kid I would interrogate my toys to see if they'd talk

After watching Toy Story as a kid I would interrogate my toys to see if they'd talk  Confession Bear

I pee in the shower ALL THE FUCKING TIME

I pee in the shower ALL THE FUCKING TIME  Confession Bear
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