Confession Bear

i smell my hands after i touch my balls

i smell my hands after i touch my balls   Confession Bear

Sometimes i pretend to not hear somone Because I can't be bothered to do what they asked.

Sometimes i pretend to not hear somone Because I can't be bothered to do what they asked.  Confession Bear

If your rage comic has too many words I'm not going to read it

If your rage comic has too many words I'm not going to read it  Confession Bear

I secretly hope someone random kills me So i don't have to commit suicide and have people I care about blame themselves.

I secretly hope someone random kills me So i don't have to commit suicide and have people I care about blame themselves.  Confession Bear

If I see you smoking around your children I always assume you are a bad parent

If I see you smoking around your children I always assume you are a bad parent  Confession Bear

I don't actually read the "TIL" articles i just read the titles

I don't actually read the

I chose my pokemon line-up Based on how they look, not their stats

I chose my pokemon line-up Based on how they look, not their stats  Confession Bear

Sometimes, I only wish my ex was still alive so he can see that I really can be happy and successful without him.

Sometimes, I only wish my ex was still alive so he can see that I really can be happy and successful without him.  Confession Bear

When I see a fat person walk onto a bus or a plane I really hope that they don't sit next to me.

When I see a fat person walk onto a bus or a plane I really hope that they don't sit next to me.   Confession Bear

I'm in love with a beautiful, amazing girl And thankfully my girlfriend has no idea.

I'm in love with a beautiful, amazing girl And thankfully my girlfriend has no idea.  Confession Bear
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