Confession Bear

When I pee, I flush early and try to time the end of the flush to the end of my pee I almost never make it, but when I do, it's AWESOME

When I pee, I flush early and try to time the end of the flush to the end of my pee I almost never make it, but when I do, it's AWESOME  Confession Bear

Last winter, I pretended to hibernate in order to avoid having sex with my husband

Last winter, I pretended to hibernate in order to avoid having sex with my husband  Confession Bear

I look at r/gonewild pictures to get the ones from r/wtf and r/spacedicks out of my head

I look at r/gonewild pictures to get the ones from r/wtf and r/spacedicks out of my head  Confession Bear

Someone did this to me But I couldn't be arsed to figure out how to give "Feedback"

Someone did this to me But I couldn't be arsed to figure out how to give

WE GET IT! YOU'RE BETA

WE GET IT! YOU'RE BETA  Confession Bear

Sitting on a corn flake waiting for the van to come

Sitting on a corn flake waiting for the van to come  Confession Bear

When I think about you I touch myself

When I think about you I touch myself  Confession Bear

I used to stay up past midnight to watch GGW ads on Comedy Central

I used to stay up past midnight to watch GGW ads on Comedy Central  Confession Bear

Wants to see Entitlement Girl take off as a meme Because I saw the original post

Wants to see Entitlement Girl take off as a meme Because I saw the original post  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I SAY 'WHAT?' EVEN THOUGH I HEARD EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID

SOMETIMES I SAY 'WHAT?' EVEN THOUGH I HEARD EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID  Confession Bear
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