Confession Bear

The friends that I make suicide jokes to think I'm an asshole. I do it so it desensitizes the idea of suicide, so I think less about trying to kill myself a second time.

The friends that I make suicide jokes to think I'm an asshole. I do it so it desensitizes the idea of suicide, so I think less about trying to kill myself a second time.  Confession Bear

I wish all my female friends would breakup with their SOs so I can mess around with them out of boredom.

I wish all my female friends would breakup with their SOs so I can mess around with them out of boredom.  Confession Bear

I don't like bacon

 I don't like bacon  Confession Bear

when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies What I meant was that there was only enough left... for me

when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies  What I meant was that there was only enough left... for me   Confession Bear

Wanted soda with dinner Parents put salt in it

Wanted soda with dinner Parents put salt in it  Confession Bear

Tasted someone else's pussy for first time last night Why the hell did it take me 45 years to work out I am bi!

Tasted someone else's pussy for first time last night Why the hell did it take me 45 years to work out I am bi!  Confession Bear

I go to the Doctor with fake pain and get pain medicine for my boyfriend because no one ever believes the amount of pain he is in everyday and he talks about killing himself

I go to the Doctor with fake pain and get pain medicine for my boyfriend because no one ever believes the amount of pain he is in everyday and he talks about killing himself  Confession Bear

I JUST NOW figured out What all the "may the fourth be with you" posts were about yesterday

I JUST NOW figured out  What all the

Sometimes when I'm fapping and I don't have a tissue I splooge in a coffee cup that only my wife uses.

Sometimes when I'm fapping and I don't have a tissue I splooge in a coffee cup that only my wife uses.  Confession Bear

When a student sends me an email explaining why they missed my class I don't even open the email and still count them absent

When a student sends me an email explaining why they missed my class I don't even open the email and still count them absent  Confession Bear
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