Confession Bear

After getting sick of 5+ gluten allergies during lunch rush I will purposely put bread crumbs into gluten free dishes

After getting sick of 5+ gluten allergies during lunch rush I will purposely put bread crumbs into gluten free dishes  Confession Bear

The only reason i call my dying grandmother is for the inheritance money

The only reason i call my dying grandmother is for the inheritance money  Confession Bear

Sometimes i go to the bathroom just to scratch my itchy asshole with toilet paper

Sometimes i go to the bathroom just to scratch my itchy asshole with toilet paper  Confession Bear

I WOULD GIVE ALL MY MONEY TO THE ASPCA BEFORE GIVING A DIME TO STARVING AFRICANS

I WOULD GIVE ALL MY MONEY TO THE ASPCA BEFORE GIVING A DIME TO STARVING AFRICANS  Confession Bear

My imagination is so vivid I fall in love with women I make up.

My imagination is so vivid I fall in love with women I make up.  Confession Bear

I'm not a player I just fuck alot

I'm not a player I just fuck alot  Confession Bear

I would only buy a Camaro to do burnouts and race at people at stop lights.

I would only buy a Camaro to do burnouts and race at people at stop lights.  Confession Bear

I had to quit waiting tables because it was making me a spiteful racist with no hope for humanity.

I had to quit waiting tables because it was making me a spiteful racist with no hope for humanity.  Confession Bear

I'm afraid of war And I just want everyone to calm down and go home.

I'm afraid of war And I just want everyone to calm down and go home.  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend that I'm busy all the time But really, I just need my space, because she is so clingy...

I tell my girlfriend that I'm  busy all the time But really, I just need my space, because she is so clingy...  Confession Bear
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