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I USE INCOGITO TABS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I AM EMBARRASSED OF MY HISTORY FOR NO REASON AT ALL

I USE INCOGITO TABS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I AM EMBARRASSED OF MY HISTORY FOR NO REASON AT ALL Confession Bear
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I steal panties from the women I sleep with I wash them and then sometimes wear them

I steal panties from the women I sleep with I wash them and then sometimes wear them Confession Bear
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Whenever an attractive girl tells me she's fat or ugly I automatically assume that she's fishing for a compliment

Whenever an attractive girl tells me she's fat or ugly I automatically assume that she's fishing for a compliment Confession Bear
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I THINK LORD BUMBERCHUTE IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER

I THINK LORD BUMBERCHUTE IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER Confession Bear
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My best friend and I are in love with each other and have sex all the time We will never date because we have both done terrible things to our previous significant others and can't trust each other in a relationship

My best friend and I are in love with each other and have sex all the time We will never date because we have both done terrible things to our previous significant others and can't trust each other in a relationship Confession Bear
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When I first joined Reddit I thought MFW meant Motherfucking Win

When I first joined Reddit I thought MFW meant Motherfucking Win Confession Bear
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My best friend always thinks I have money but I often spend my last couple dollars to buy her a coffee to see her smile

My best friend always thinks I have money but I often spend my last couple dollars to buy her a coffee to see her smile Confession Bear
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I put a back door into all my ex-girlfriend's email addresses. So I can snoop into her life after we broke up.

I put a back door into all my ex-girlfriend's email addresses. So I can snoop into her life after we broke up. Confession Bear
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When someone overweight orders a bagel with plain cream cheese I give them lite cream cheese

When someone overweight orders a bagel with plain cream cheese I give them lite cream cheese Confession Bear
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My prom date asked if I had a good time at prom with her and I said I had a terrible time which, was the truth but I am so sarcastic all the time that she thinks that I had a fantastic time

My prom date asked if I had a good time at prom with her and I said I had a terrible time which, was the truth but I am so sarcastic all the time that she thinks that I had a fantastic time Confession Bear
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