Confession Bear

My blind girlfriend hates sharing desserts When she asked me to hold her ice cream so she could pay I took a bite right in front of her face.

My blind girlfriend hates sharing desserts When she asked me to hold her ice cream so she could pay I took a bite right in front of her face.  Confession Bear

I AVOID TALKING ABOUT THE ZIMMERMAN TRIAL IN FRONT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS BECAUSE THE MEDIA HAS BRAINWASHED THE MAJORITY INTO THINKING IT'S A RACIAL ISSUE

I AVOID TALKING ABOUT THE ZIMMERMAN TRIAL IN FRONT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS BECAUSE THE MEDIA HAS BRAINWASHED THE MAJORITY INTO THINKING IT'S A RACIAL ISSUE  Confession Bear

if you blast music through your headphones like an asshole i can't wait for you to go deaf

if you blast music through your headphones like an asshole i can't wait for you to go deaf  Confession Bear

If I see you share one of those "Like this page for a free iPhone/ iPad/ BeatsByDre" pics on facebook I automatically assume you're an idiot

If I see you share one of those

I laugh out loud at almost everything i see on this subreddit

I laugh out loud at almost everything i see on this subreddit  Confession Bear

I've had two affairs Both of them were with my younger brother's girlfriends

I've had two affairs Both of them were with my younger brother's girlfriends  Confession Bear

all of my karma came from rage comics

all of my karma came from rage comics  Confession Bear

when a user posts a picture of someone who is disabled, has cancer, or something like that, I go to the most downvoted comments and laugh

when a user posts a picture of someone who is disabled, has cancer, or something like that, I go to the most downvoted comments and laugh  Confession Bear

My Morgan Silver Dollar from 1889 says 'in god we trust'

My Morgan Silver Dollar from 1889 says 'in god we trust'  Confession Bear

I wish the meteor had hit on 12/21/12 Just so I could have seen the reaction of doomsday believers

I wish the meteor had hit on 12/21/12 Just so I could have seen the reaction of doomsday believers  Confession Bear
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