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I make sure my girlfriend doesn't watch certain movies... ...because I've stolen lines from them during romantic moments.

I make sure my girlfriend doesn't watch certain movies... ...because I've stolen lines from them during romantic moments. Confession Bear
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When I was 7, a 3 year old boy named Chuckie always came over to my house to play... I made him step in dog shit saying the Ghost Busters would come out if he did. He believed me.

When I was 7, a 3 year old boy named Chuckie always came over to my house to play... I made him step in dog shit saying the Ghost Busters would come out if he did. He believed me. Confession Bear
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I think a Boston accent sounds like a speech impediment

I think a Boston accent sounds like a speech impediment Confession Bear
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Every Time i bring a girl back to my place I put on a disney movie we have a couple of drinks and this tactic usually ends in sex

Every Time i bring a girl back to my place I put on a disney movie we have a couple of drinks and this tactic usually ends in sex Confession Bear
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I ws unemployed and w/ last $1200 left registered for an investors conference. Met people and told them I am Arab and my family wants to buy buildings in Vancouver. Today I am making $200k and my boss is still waiting for my Arab family to invest.

I ws unemployed and w/ last $1200 left registered for an investors conference. Met people and told them I am Arab and my family wants to buy buildings in Vancouver. Today I am making $200k and my boss is still waiting for my Arab family to invest. Confession Bear
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When i was young, i hated my body so much, I would try to cut the fat off of me, leading to my self harm phase.

When i was young, i hated my body so much, I would try to cut the fat off of me, leading to my self harm phase. Confession Bear
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Years ago I borrowed Super Mario Bros. DX cartridge from a physically and mentally challenged girl. I never gave it back.

Years ago I borrowed Super Mario Bros. DX cartridge from a physically and mentally challenged girl. I never gave it back. Confession Bear
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Sex Etiquette: Laughing is Good Pointing and Laughing is Bad

Sex Etiquette: Laughing is Good Pointing and Laughing is Bad Confession Bear
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Take adderall to study for final end up masturbating for one hour

Take adderall to study for final end up masturbating for one hour Confession Bear
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I sometimes upvote posts I've commented on Only because I want my comments to get more Karma

I sometimes upvote posts I've commented on Only because I want my comments to get more Karma Confession Bear
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