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Sometimes I won't poop for days on purpose Because I like the feeling of a huge dump

Sometimes I won't poop for days on purpose Because I like the feeling of a huge dump Confession Bear
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I sell cars at a dealership Before I hand over the keys to the customer I taint the drivers seat with a fart

I sell cars at a dealership Before I hand over the keys to the customer I taint the drivers seat with a fart Confession Bear
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I put on a lot of cologne in mornings to cover up my bad BO because I haven't showered in three days

I put on a lot of cologne in mornings to cover up my bad BO because I haven't showered in three days Confession Bear
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I think Torts is a good coach. And that its just the players that are under performing.

I think Torts is a good coach. And that its just the players that are under performing. Confession Bear
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I watch a lot of NetFlix I get really mad when I catch up to the currents season.

I watch a lot of NetFlix I get really mad when I catch up to the currents season. Confession Bear
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I don't really like Legend of Zelda games

I don't really like Legend of Zelda games Confession Bear
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When I see a homeless man and their dog I feel worse for the dog

When I see a homeless man and their dog I feel worse for the dog Confession Bear
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Wives of male clients who answer calls for their husbands with suspicion get my flirty voice and a response that I will get him on his cell if he's unavailable

Wives of male clients who answer calls for their husbands with suspicion get my flirty voice and a response that I will get him on his cell if he's unavailable Confession Bear
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I have a hidden camera in my guest room So I can see my guest have sex

I have a hidden camera in my guest room So I can see my guest have sex Confession Bear
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I don't care to see any more boobs or butts I wish people who show the more disgusting shit instead, like "4 Naplam Victims"

I don't care to see any more boobs or butts I wish people who show the more disgusting shit instead, like
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