Confession Bear

Sometimes when i'm about to lose a game i lift my buildings and hide

Sometimes when i'm about to lose a game i lift my buildings and hide  Confession Bear

i would have sex with Nicki Minaj

i would  have sex with Nicki Minaj  Confession Bear

I pee in the sink While shaving

I pee in the sink While shaving  Confession Bear

I have no idea what The Oatmeal is

I have no idea what The Oatmeal is  Confession Bear

I have so little contact with girls I wish I could be Friendzoned

I have so little contact with girls I wish I could be Friendzoned  Confession Bear

My mother in law sucks and makes me really angry So i took a pee on her toothbrush

My mother in law sucks and makes me really angry So i took a pee on her toothbrush  Confession Bear

i saw a girl i knew on r/gonewild and used her pictures to blackmail her for sex

i saw a girl i knew on r/gonewild and used her pictures to blackmail her for sex  Confession Bear

I asked a girl to Prom, she said no... She still has no date, and I want it to stay that way.

I asked a girl to Prom, she said no... She still has no date, and I want it to stay that way.  Confession Bear

I find atheists quoting the same few lines from the bible every time Just as annoying as Christians bringing up the same few "gaps" in Evolution every time

I find atheists quoting the same few lines from the bible every time Just as annoying as Christians bringing up the same few

I was married to a 23 year old traveller when I was 16 And we had a kid

I was married to a 23 year old traveller when I was 16 And we had a kid  Confession Bear
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