Confession Bear

as a kid, I would shave my head in the summer the waterpark thought i was undergoing chemotherapy. they let me skip the lines

as a kid, I would shave my head in the summer the waterpark thought i was undergoing chemotherapy. they let me skip the lines  Confession Bear

Sometimes before I go to work I sabotage the internet So my wife will get things done around the house

Sometimes before I go to work I sabotage the internet So my wife will get things done around the house  Confession Bear

I LOVE to fuck my wife. Because she looks just like our teenage daughter.

I LOVE to fuck my wife. Because she looks just like our teenage daughter.  Confession Bear

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH CAMERON THE TERMINATOR MUCH MORE THAN ALLISON THE HUMAN BEING

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH CAMERON THE TERMINATOR MUCH MORE THAN ALLISON THE HUMAN BEING  Confession Bear

Even though i'm an Atheist, I still say 'Jesus Christ' and 'For God's sake'

Even though i'm an Atheist, I still say 'Jesus Christ' and 'For God's sake'  Confession Bear

I used to rape choir boys But I never got caught because I'm the pope

I used to rape choir boys But I never got caught because I'm the pope  Confession Bear

I take tips out of jars at places where the service is bad.

I take tips out of jars at places where the service is bad.  Confession Bear

I hope my best friends potential mates fail. Because I love her

I hope my best friends potential mates fail. Because I love her  Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS A KID I ALWAYS STOLE MY BROTHERS POKEMON WITHOUT HIM KNOWING

WHEN I WAS A KID  I ALWAYS STOLE MY BROTHERS POKEMON WITHOUT HIM KNOWING   Confession Bear

I SUBSRCRIBE TO /R/POLITICS AND /R/WORLDNEWS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER INFORMED BUT I JUST SKIP THEM WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MY FRONT PAGE

I SUBSRCRIBE TO /R/POLITICS AND /R/WORLDNEWS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER INFORMED BUT I JUST SKIP THEM WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MY FRONT PAGE  Confession Bear
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