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My vegetarian girlfriend is very proud of her heritage But every time she orders a salad I think of her ancestors that clawed their way up the food chain, and how she just slapped them in the face.

My vegetarian girlfriend is very proud of her heritage But every time she orders a salad I think of her ancestors that clawed their way up the food chain, and how she just slapped them in the face. Confession Bear
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ONCE I KILLED MY DAUGHTER AND GOT AWAY WITH IT

ONCE I KILLED MY DAUGHTER AND GOT AWAY WITH IT Confession Bear
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I tell people i'm sick when they ask me for some of my food

I tell people i'm sick when they ask me for some of my food Confession Bear
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This girl treats me like a king but if I date her, I would be too embarrassed to take her in public because she's so fat and ugly.

This girl treats me like a king but if I date her, I would be too embarrassed to take her in public because she's so fat and ugly. Confession Bear
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Your comment makes a valid point But I downvoted because you have YOLO in your name

Your comment makes a valid point But I downvoted because you have YOLO in your name Confession Bear
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Whenever I see a Mini Cooper I instantly think a woman is driving it.

Whenever I see a Mini Cooper I instantly think a woman is driving it. Confession Bear
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I always go to mass on sundays and attend all church events but only because they have free childcare

I always go to mass on sundays and attend all church events but only because they have free childcare Confession Bear
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When I was a kid i thought black people were just white people covered in the filth of their culture

When I was a kid i thought black people were just white people covered in the filth of their culture Confession Bear
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I'm glad you had a successful surgery But I have no desire to see your scars

I'm glad you had a successful surgery But I have no desire to see your scars Confession Bear
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My Indian friend wrote down all the info I needed to help him fill out applications All the jobs I applied him for were at gas stations

My Indian friend wrote down all the info I needed to help him fill out applications All the jobs I applied him for were at gas stations Confession Bear
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