Confession Bear

I move all the bud lite to the front of the fridge before a party So I can keep all the good microbrewery stuff for myself

I move all the bud lite to the front of the fridge before a party So I can keep all the good microbrewery stuff for myself  Confession Bear

I browse /r/new so i can get easy comment karma

I browse /r/new  so i can get easy comment karma  Confession Bear

I was supposed to give my neighbor's cat medicine for a week I forgot, found it dead, and buried its body

I was supposed to give my neighbor's cat medicine for a week I forgot, found it dead, and buried its body  Confession Bear

I despise my own family because they are racist and homophobic.

I despise my own family  because they are racist 
and homophobic.  Confession Bear

Happy to see Kevin Ware's broken leg. Because my leg was broken is a similarly lame way.

Happy to see Kevin Ware's broken leg. Because my leg was broken is a similarly lame way.  Confession Bear

RECENT CONFESSION BEARS ON REDDIT AREN'T EVEN CONFESSIONS

RECENT CONFESSION BEARS ON REDDIT AREN'T EVEN CONFESSIONS  Confession Bear

I pick my nose

I pick my nose   Confession Bear

I'm happy when my favorite band's albums sell poorly because I feel superior lecturing people about my obscure musical tastes

I'm happy when my favorite band's albums sell poorly because I feel superior lecturing people about my obscure musical tastes  Confession Bear

I sit down to Pee Because I have a Micropenis

I sit down to Pee Because I have a Micropenis  Confession Bear

I avoid getting a job and a drivers licence Because it would interfere with my drinking and opiate addiction

I avoid getting a job and a drivers licence Because it would interfere with my drinking and opiate addiction  Confession Bear
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