Confession Bear

The only reason I have never done drugs Is because I have no idea where to obtain them.

The only reason I have never done drugs Is because I have no idea where to obtain them.  Confession Bear

I skip my makeup routine The day after I pretend I'm Sick for work

I skip my makeup routine

 The day after I pretend I'm Sick for work  Confession Bear

All of my friends think I have a lot of money But I only have nice things because I'm a compulsive shoplifter

All of my friends think I have a lot of money But I only have nice things because I'm a compulsive shoplifter  Confession Bear

If you have a tattoo on your neck I automatically assume you're an ex con or white trash

If you have a tattoo on your neck I automatically assume you're an ex con or white trash  Confession Bear

I buy my wife a lot of gifts and treat her like a queen because I know it makes her feel guilty as hell for cheating on me 3 years ago

I buy my wife a lot of gifts and treat her like a queen because I know it makes her feel guilty as hell for cheating on me 3 years ago  Confession Bear

I don't think the tick on the scrotum picture is that bad

I don't think the tick on the scrotum picture is that bad  Confession Bear

I love Watching adventure time and regular show But i don't smoke weed

I love Watching adventure time and regular show But i don't smoke weed  Confession Bear

I'm too afraid to offer help to anyone in a wheelchair Because I don't want them to think I'm patronizing them.

I'm too afraid to offer help to anyone in a wheelchair Because I don't want them to think I'm patronizing them.   Confession Bear

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IVE HAD 3 GIRLFRIENDS BEFORE SO I DONT SEEM LIKE A TOTAL LOSER THEY WERE ALL DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IVE HAD 3 GIRLFRIENDS BEFORE SO I DONT SEEM LIKE A TOTAL LOSER THEY WERE ALL DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL  Confession Bear

When I hear about someone driving and texting causing an accident I mock their inability to effectively multitask

When I hear about someone driving and texting causing an accident I mock their inability to effectively multitask  Confession Bear
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