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I couldn't get it up I paid her to tell my friends

I couldn't get it up I paid her to tell my friends Confession Bear
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I tell people I can't sleep because I have a bad mattress It's really because when I get in bed it gives me time to think about how I am slowly destroying my life.

I tell people I can't sleep because I have a bad mattress It's really because when I get in bed it gives me time to think about how I am slowly destroying my life. Confession Bear
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I went to a Christian Youth group for 5 years Because I wanted to fuck all the girls there

I went to a Christian Youth group for 5 years Because I wanted to fuck all the girls there Confession Bear
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I don't actually like BBQ ribs or brisket.

I don't actually like BBQ ribs or brisket. Confession Bear
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Been on Reddit for over a month Still dont know what karma and Reddit gold do

Been on Reddit for over a month Still dont know what karma and Reddit gold do Confession Bear
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I murdered the guy who confessed to murder on reddit and then deleted his facebook and reddit account

I murdered the guy who confessed to murder on reddit and then deleted his facebook and reddit account Confession Bear
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When I was a kid I thought you peed into a girl when having sex.

When I was a kid I thought you peed into a girl when having sex. Confession Bear
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I don't want to use toys in the bedroom because then I won't be able to fake orgasms anymore

I don't want to use toys in the bedroom because then I won't be able to fake orgasms anymore Confession Bear
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I tell my female friends about my schizophrenia to get them to sleep with me.

I tell my female friends about my schizophrenia to get them to sleep with me. Confession Bear
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I'm a dude And totally let dogs do me in the butt

I'm a dude And totally let dogs do me in the butt Confession Bear
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