Confession Bear

I eat all of the kids' snacks while they're sleeping When they ask me about it, I blame it on their dad

I eat all of the kids' snacks while they're sleeping When they ask me about it, I blame it on their dad  Confession Bear

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to hunting w/ atom bombs than I am

If you argue for high capacity, full-auto weapons I think you're one step closer to hunting w/ atom bombs than I am  Confession Bear

I really Hate this meme

I really Hate this  meme  Confession Bear

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing  Confession Bear

I cheated on my SO I don't feel bad

I cheated on my SO I don't feel bad  Confession Bear

I donate blood because I get free juice and cookies

I donate blood because I get free juice and cookies  Confession Bear

Most of my stories are made up for karma

Most of my stories are made up for karma  Confession Bear

I promised my dad I would see Star Trek Into Darkness with him I already saw it, and I'm going to act surprised when I see it a second time with him.

I promised my dad I would see Star Trek Into Darkness with him I already saw it, and I'm going to act surprised when I see it a second time with him.  Confession Bear

I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

I HATE BLACK PEOPLE  Confession Bear

I only read confession bear memes to feel less guilty about things i do

I only read confession bear memes to feel less guilty about things i do  Confession Bear
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