Confession Bear

I once peed in a full washing machine in my dorms since the owner had left it unattended all day

I once peed in a full washing machine in my dorms  since the owner had left it unattended all day  Confession Bear

WHEN I GO TO THE GYM AND FINISH WITH A MACHINE I MAKE THE WEIGHT HEAVIER BEFORE I GET UP AND WALK AWAY

WHEN I GO TO THE GYM AND FINISH WITH A MACHINE  I MAKE THE WEIGHT HEAVIER BEFORE I GET UP AND WALK AWAY  Confession Bear

I went to r/im14andthisisfunny and laughed at the first post

I went to r/im14andthisisfunny and laughed at the first post  Confession Bear

You can't keep domesticated pets here! Lord Lad Byron 'Bitch please my bear is not domesticated.'

You can't keep domesticated pets here!  Lord Lad Byron 'Bitch please my bear is not domesticated.'  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks we'll get married one day She doesn't know I'm breaking up with her soon

My girlfriend thinks we'll get married one day She doesn't know I'm breaking up with her soon  Confession Bear

Whenever i read a news story from a major news outlet i automatically discount it as propaganda

Whenever i read a news story from a major news outlet i automatically discount it as propaganda  Confession Bear

When my girlfriend "goes out with her friends" I assume she's going to cheat on me.

When my girlfriend

I don't like any of the Zelda games.

 I don't like any of the Zelda games.   Confession Bear

My late grandpa told me he saw bigfoot when he was younger ... I believe him

My late grandpa told me he saw bigfoot when he was younger ... I believe him  Confession Bear

Sometimes it's just easier to pee sitting down

Sometimes it's just easier to pee sitting down  Confession Bear
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