Confession Bear

I have been hiding my diagnosis of cancer from friends and family So that I can't be guilted into chemotherapy

I have been hiding my diagnosis of cancer from friends and family So that I can't be guilted into chemotherapy   Confession Bear

I hate my bestfriend, because every time I become more powerful he goes one step further. Even when I use the hyperbolic time chamber twice.

I hate my bestfriend, because every time I become more powerful he goes one step further.  Even when I use the hyperbolic time chamber twice.   Confession Bear

I didn't really participate in No Shave November I'm Just lazy

I didn't really participate in No Shave November I'm Just lazy  Confession Bear

I don't like most women my age because they use their gender as an excuse to act like a horrible human being.

I don't like most women my age because they use their gender as an excuse to act like a horrible human being.  Confession Bear

I really don't care about the olympics

I really don't care about the olympics  Confession Bear

When I was younger I pointed my penis towards me and moved the peehole as if my penis was talking to me

When I was younger I pointed my penis towards me and moved the peehole as if my penis was talking to me  Confession Bear

I got mad at my pet bird once when I was a kid so i flushed him down the toilet

I got mad at my pet bird once when I was a kid so i flushed him down the toilet  Confession Bear

I upvote everyone who comments on my posts because i want someone to do that to me

I upvote everyone who comments on my posts because i want someone to do that to me  Confession Bear

I always Liked Raichu better

I always Liked Raichu better  Confession Bear

If you wear designer clothes and own expensive jewelry while on welfare I automatically think you're a mooching asshole

If you wear designer clothes and own expensive jewelry while on welfare I automatically think you're a mooching asshole  Confession Bear
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