Confession Bear

Efforts to become more fit have started paying off sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and get a boner

Efforts to become more fit have started paying off sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and get a boner  Confession Bear

I always thought the 13.1 and 26.2 stickers were references to bible verses

I always thought the 13.1 and 26.2 stickers were references to bible verses  Confession Bear

I have a friend that is still hiding in a closet and i'm afraid what'll happen if he found out

I have a friend that is still hiding in a closet and i'm afraid what'll happen if he found out  Confession Bear

Every time I smell the scent of body odor in public I assume it's the fattest guy around me.

Every time I smell the scent of body odor in public I assume it's the fattest guy around me.   Confession Bear

It's not gas Just Appendicitis

It's not gas Just Appendicitis   Confession Bear

My sister took photos of me in my underwear and put them on Facebook So right after she left I used her razer to shave my pubes, proudly.

My sister took photos of me in my underwear and put them on Facebook So right after she left I used her razer to shave my pubes, proudly.  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES MY ROOMATE CLIMBS OUT OF HIS BEDROOM WINDOW AND COMES THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE HASN'T BEEN IN THERE ALL DAY WE KNOW HE'S BEEN IN THERE ALL DAY BUT WE JUST ACT SURPRISED WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR

SOMETIMES MY ROOMATE CLIMBS OUT OF HIS BEDROOM WINDOW AND COMES THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE HASN'T BEEN IN THERE ALL DAY WE KNOW HE'S BEEN IN THERE ALL DAY BUT WE JUST ACT SURPRISED WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR  Confession Bear

My parents put my dog to sleep because our white couch had a poop stain on it My girlfriend had crapped herself while we were having anal

My parents put my dog to sleep because our white couch had a poop stain on it My girlfriend had crapped herself while we were 
having anal  Confession Bear

My wife has been fighting with her mother I've been quietly encouraging this fight for weeks, because I can't stand the woman

My wife has been fighting with her mother I've been quietly encouraging this fight for weeks, because I can't stand the woman  Confession Bear

I watch Jerry Springer and Maury regularly because it makes me feel significantly better about my own life...

I watch Jerry Springer and Maury regularly because it makes me feel significantly better about my own life...  Confession Bear
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