Confession Bear

Say's Technology is made by the devil Makes us like their FB page and Follow them on Twitter

Say's Technology is made by the devil Makes us like their FB page and Follow them on Twitter  Confession Bear

I fucking hate the Beatles and Queen (I just think their music sucks)

I fucking hate the Beatles and Queen
(I just think their music sucks)  Confession Bear

I like to smell my own farts so I cup my hand over my asshole and fart into it, then smell it

I like to smell my own farts so I cup my hand over my asshole and fart into it, then smell it  Confession Bear

MY MOM SUFFERED A HEAD INJURY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AS I'VE GROWN UP, I'VE BECOME MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT AND MATURE THAN HER AND THIS CAUSES ME TO DISDAIN HER

MY MOM SUFFERED A HEAD INJURY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AS I'VE GROWN UP, I'VE BECOME MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT AND MATURE THAN HER AND THIS CAUSES ME TO DISDAIN HER  Confession Bear

The first time I touched a vagina Was on a donor in the anatomy lab

The first time I touched a vagina Was on a donor in the anatomy lab  Confession Bear

when I was riding in the car with my dad I changed the song whenever I realized he knew it, because I didn't want to hear him sing

when I was riding in the car with my dad I changed the song whenever I realized he knew it, because I didn't want to hear him sing  Confession Bear

I hope Kim Kardashians baby turns out to be white Just so I can have fun reading the total shit storm that would form around it.

I hope Kim Kardashians baby turns out to be white Just so I can have fun reading the total shit storm that would form around it.  Confession Bear

I once made a slanderous Wikipedia entry for a prominent person People think its real and have even added statements to it

I once made a slanderous Wikipedia entry for a prominent person People think its real and have even added statements to it  Confession Bear

I like it when there's poo on the bowl. I can use the force of my pee to clean it of.

I like it when there's poo on the bowl. I can use the force of my pee to clean it of.    Confession Bear

I'm a guy and go to /r/LadyBoners/ Just to try and look like them.

I'm a guy and go to /r/LadyBoners/ Just to try and look like them.  Confession Bear
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