Confession Bear

I like daft punk But i think they are massively overrated and their 'new fans' are hipster douchebags

I like daft punk But i think they are massively overrated and their 'new fans' are hipster douchebags  Confession Bear

I believed that marijuana was harmless But i recently got diagnosed with schizophrenia

I believed that marijuana was harmless But i recently got diagnosed with schizophrenia  Confession Bear

I hold in my poops at night so I can start my work days getting paid to Reddit

I hold in my poops at night so I can start my work days getting paid to Reddit  Confession Bear

My fiance would be perfect if he only had a penis big enough to truly satisfy me

My fiance would be perfect if he only had a penis big enough to truly satisfy me  Confession Bear

Found a hundred dollar bill on the ground at work. Gave it to my kid for her birthday.

Found a hundred dollar bill on the ground at work. Gave it to my kid for her birthday.  Confession Bear

My face is like this because I am constipated

My face is like this because I am constipated  Confession Bear

I was more attracted to a Mum that works in my office When I found out she is now a grandma

I was more attracted to a Mum that works in my office When I found out she is now a grandma  Confession Bear

I am so awkward and introverted that my roommate secretly climbs out the window to avoid me

I am so awkward and introverted that my roommate secretly climbs out the window to avoid me  Confession Bear

Immediately after I find out about some weird, horrifying act committed by a female criminal I search their name on Google images to see whether they're hot or not.

Immediately after I find out about some weird, horrifying act committed by a female criminal I search their name on Google images to see whether they're hot or not.  Confession Bear

When people park like assholes next to me i spit on their handles

When people park like assholes next to me i spit on their handles  Confession Bear
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