Confession Bear

I really hate the words "Cake Day"

I really hate the words

I want them to catch the bombers so reddit will be funny again

I want them to catch the bombers so reddit will be 
funny again  Confession Bear

When I was fifteen my parents adopted a girl my age. We were poor at the time so we had to sleep in the same bed We ended up having sex with each other every night for three years

When I was fifteen my  parents adopted a girl my age. We were poor at the time so we had to sleep in the same bed We ended up having sex with each other every night for three years  Confession Bear

Dane Cook Makes me laugh

Dane Cook Makes me laugh  Confession Bear

I hate reddit because people are on it

I hate reddit because people are on it  Confession Bear

When i noticed my gf is a redditor, i checked out her profile to see what her score is and what subs she likes She made a profile to vent about how unhappy she is with me.

When i noticed my gf is a redditor, i checked out her profile to see what her score is and what subs she likes She made a profile to vent about how unhappy she is with me.  Confession Bear

I only subscribe to TrollXChromosomes because I am a single dad with a teenage daughter

I only subscribe to TrollXChromosomes because I am a single dad with a teenage daughter  Confession Bear

I believe in evolution because black people look like gorillas

I believe in evolution because black people look like gorillas  Confession Bear

I somtimes take boner pills without telling my fiance and randomly surprise her with epic sex

I somtimes take boner pills without telling my fiance and randomly surprise her with epic sex  Confession Bear

I'm sorry Reddit, but it's a little too late for me to believe you suddenly give a shit about the Constitution.

I'm sorry Reddit, but it's a little too late for me to believe you suddenly give a shit about the Constitution.  Confession Bear
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