Confession Bear

As an introvert, the best birthday present Is people not knowing it's my birthday

As an introvert, the best birthday present Is people not knowing it's my birthday  Confession Bear

I strategically place my toilet paper So i can see what my poop looks like before i flush

I strategically place my toilet paper So i can see what my poop looks like before i flush  Confession Bear

Having a cat Seems like a fucking nightmare

Having a cat Seems like a fucking nightmare  Confession Bear

When I go to the bathroom to fap, I turn on the shower to cover myself.

When I go to the bathroom to fap, I turn on the shower to cover myself.  Confession Bear

Every time someone says "Can't sleep." I automatically finish with, "Clown will eat me." From an episode of the Simpsons.

Every time someone says

I wish the human race was argonians They look awesome and I want to be cold-blooded.

I wish the human race was argonians They look awesome and I want to be cold-blooded.  Confession Bear

I like when a girl doesn't shave down there

 I like when a girl doesn't shave down there  Confession Bear

When I hear that you're black I'm immediately turned off because I dont find the features of black women attractive

When I hear that you're black I'm immediately turned off because I dont find the features of black women attractive  Confession Bear

Sometimes I can't get to sleep Because I won't stop talking to myself

Sometimes I can't get to sleep Because I won't stop talking to myself  Confession Bear

I would rather watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air Over any stupid show that is constantly mentioned on Reddit

I would rather watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air Over any stupid show that is constantly mentioned on Reddit  Confession Bear
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