Confession Bear

I sometimes pretend I'm a liberal To pick up fun chicks

I sometimes pretend I'm a liberal To pick up fun chicks   Confession Bear

Got into a car wreck today. Although my neck and back are very sore, I refused to go to the hospital. Not because I'm tough, but because I'm lazy...

Got into a car wreck today. Although my neck and back are very sore, I refused to go to the hospital. Not because I'm tough, but because I'm lazy...  Confession Bear

I think this whole staples office depot thing Is fucking stupid.

I think this whole staples office depot thing Is fucking stupid.  Confession Bear

WHEN I FIND OUT SOMEONE LIKES ANIME I IMMEDIATELY THINK LESS OF THEM

WHEN I FIND OUT SOMEONE LIKES ANIME I IMMEDIATELY THINK LESS OF THEM  Confession Bear

My (ex)girlfriend broke up with me within an hour after I flew 2000+ miles to see her again. I slept with her best friend who she already has a complex about, and made sure she knew it.

My (ex)girlfriend broke up with me within an hour after I flew 2000+ miles to see her again. I slept with her best friend who she already has a complex about, and made sure she knew it.   Confession Bear

I write the jokes on Popsicles

I write the jokes on Popsicles  Confession Bear

. . . I hate cats.

. . . I hate cats.  Confession Bear

If I find you extremely attractive I'll find a reason to hate you

If I find you extremely attractive I'll find a reason to hate you  Confession Bear

As a minority I prefer hanging out with White People Because other minorities seem too ghetto for me

As a minority I prefer hanging out with White People Because other minorities seem too ghetto for me  Confession Bear

I used to be on track for a doctorate right out of undergrad. Then I started drinking heavily to deal with the anxiety.

I used to be on track for a doctorate right out of undergrad. Then I started drinking heavily to deal with the anxiety.  Confession Bear
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