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Whenever I'm near a cop in public I stare at their gun to make them uncomfortable

Whenever I'm near a cop in public I stare at their gun to make them uncomfortable Confession Bear
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I tell my Friends my discolored toenails are side effects of chemotherapy My doctor diagnosed me with toe fungus yesterday

I tell my Friends my discolored toenails are side effects of chemotherapy My doctor diagnosed me with toe fungus yesterday Confession Bear
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I can't help but be attracted to all my friends who are girls Including my sister

I can't help but be attracted to all my friends who are girls Including my sister Confession Bear
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Whenever a customer is rude to me while I'm bagging their groceries I make it my goal to touch their bags to my ballsack as many times as possible

Whenever a customer is rude to me while I'm bagging their groceries I make it my goal to touch their bags to my ballsack as many times as possible Confession Bear
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When I see people talking about American Idol or the Bachelor all the time I automatically assume they're uninformed and brainwashed by the government so they won't revolt against them

When I see people talking about American Idol or the Bachelor all the time I automatically assume they're uninformed and brainwashed by the government so they won't revolt against them Confession Bear
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Whenever I hold something small in my hand for long enough I form a weird attachment to it and get sad when I drop it.

Whenever I hold something small in my hand for long enough I form a weird attachment to it and get sad when I drop it. Confession Bear
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Valve realeased mirage I like _ce version better

Valve realeased mirage I like _ce version better Confession Bear
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I SHOT A RUBBERBAND AT A CLASSMATE IN GRADE SCHOOL AND DIDN'T CONFESS ENTIRE CLASS HAD TO LOSE RECESS FOR TWO WEEKS

I SHOT A RUBBERBAND AT A CLASSMATE IN GRADE SCHOOL AND DIDN'T CONFESS ENTIRE CLASS HAD TO LOSE RECESS FOR TWO WEEKS Confession Bear
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They say that a mum's blood pressure rises when her baby cries. So, in order not to drive directly into a tree because her baby cries bloody murder while in the carseat, she plucks off her hearing aids. All become peaceful again.

They say that a mum's blood pressure rises when her baby cries. So, in order not to drive directly into a tree because her baby cries bloody murder while in the carseat, she plucks off her hearing aids. All become peaceful again. Confession Bear
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I purposely over ate on fast food so when im in the shower i can make man boobs and pretend their real breasts to fap off too

I purposely over ate on fast food so when im in the shower i can make man boobs and pretend their real breasts to fap off too Confession Bear
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