Confession Bear

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him  Confession Bear

I don't care that you lost weight

I don't care that  you lost weight  Confession Bear

i dont care about your personality if you're not physically attractive

i dont care about your personality if you're not physically attractive  Confession Bear

I didn't know what a zipper was used for when I was a kid So I dropped my pants and underwear in public bathrooms to just take a piss in the urinal

I didn't know what a zipper was used for when I was a kid So I dropped my pants and underwear in public bathrooms to just take a piss in the urinal  Confession Bear

I don't want to watch my little pony because i don't want to end up liking it and watching every episode in shame.

I don't want to watch my little pony because i don't want to end up liking it and watching every episode in shame.  Confession Bear

WHEN A CUSTOMER TALKS ON HIS PHONE WHILE ORDERING I INTENTIONALLY ASK INANE QUESTIONS JUST TO INTERRUPT THE CONVERSATION

WHEN A CUSTOMER TALKS ON HIS PHONE WHILE ORDERING I INTENTIONALLY ASK INANE QUESTIONS JUST TO INTERRUPT THE CONVERSATION  Confession Bear

When a girl tells me she's waiting for the best I assume that she'll settle for anyone

When a girl tells me she's waiting for the best I assume that she'll settle for anyone   Confession Bear

I have never seen arrested development

I have never seen arrested development  Confession Bear

Downvote posts That I have seen on the front page for too long

Downvote posts That I have seen on the front page for too long  Confession Bear

I wash my hands out of peer pressure

I wash my hands out of peer pressure  Confession Bear
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