Confession Bear

Finding out someone is really religious is worse to me than finding out they're an ex-con

Finding out someone is really religious is worse to me than finding out they're an ex-con  Confession Bear

i told a guy i was questioning my sexuality so that he'd have sex with me

i told a guy i was questioning my sexuality so that he'd have sex with me  Confession Bear

I deliberately play the cowbell softly to make the conductor ask for more

I deliberately play the cowbell softly to make the conductor ask for more  Confession Bear

I actually Enjoy the new Confession Bear

I actually Enjoy the new  Confession Bear  Confession Bear

When someone parks in front of a convenience store in a no-park zone and leaves their car running I lock their doors with the car still running.

When someone parks in front of a convenience store in a no-park zone and leaves their car running I lock their doors with the car still running.  Confession Bear

Since I don't have a lot of karma, I give other people karma in the hopes that karma will give me karma.

Since I don't have a lot of karma, I give other people karma in the hopes that karma will give me karma.  Confession Bear

When you can use an imaginary friend to 'cure' an uncontrollable problem I no long believe that you had an uncontrollable problem to begin with

When you can use an imaginary friend to 'cure' an uncontrollable problem I no long believe that you had an uncontrollable problem to begin with  Confession Bear

I actually enjoyed Episodes 1, 2, and 3.

I actually enjoyed Episodes 1, 2, and 3.  Confession Bear

I'm conservative and I hate cats But you guys make me laugh

I'm conservative and I hate cats But you guys make me laugh  Confession Bear

Senior was failing my class and wasn't going to graduate. Her mom offered sex to pass her. Pointed her to her daughter's desk, and told her to mount up.

Senior was failing my class and wasn't going to graduate. Her mom offered sex to pass her. Pointed her to her daughter's desk, and told her to mount up.  Confession Bear
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