Confession Bear

Whenever I see a girl with a lot of makeup on I automatically assume she's either a prostitute or a slut.

Whenever I see a girl with a lot of makeup on I automatically assume she's either a prostitute or a slut.  Confession Bear

I'm actually a nice guy I just have a bad habit of being very vocal when I disagree, and silent when I agree

I'm actually a nice guy I just have a bad habit of being very vocal when I disagree, and silent when I agree  Confession Bear

Here's something to think about. What if April Fools day was on the 2nd of April... ...and we've been fooled all this time? Your mind=blown right now!!

Here's something to think about. What if April Fools day was on the 2nd of April... ...and we've been fooled all this time? Your mind=blown right now!!  Confession Bear

Every family dinner we have my parents make me say the blessing I am no longer a christian and haven't been for about 3 years

Every family dinner we have my parents make me say the blessing I am no longer a christian and haven't been for about 3 years  Confession Bear

I drive drunk several times a week at least. And I don't care because I will never be caught.

I drive drunk several times a week at least. And I don't care because I will never be caught.  Confession Bear

I have read the Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, and I have seen nightmarish vistas of realities beyond the limits of time, reason, and geometry which haunt my every waking thought. I have hunted with the hounds of Tindalos, witnessed the retu

I have read the Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, and I have seen nightmarish vistas of realities beyond the limits of time, reason, and geometry which haunt my every waking thought. I have hunted with the hounds of Tindalos, witnessed the retu  Confession Bear

I'm Puerto Rican and I cook Mexican food better than I do Puerto Rican food.

I'm Puerto Rican and I cook Mexican food better than I do Puerto Rican food.  Confession Bear

Whenever I lose my mom in the grocery store I start to have a panic attack and have even gone up to the cash register telling them I can't find my mom.

Whenever I lose my mom in the grocery store I start to have a panic attack and have even gone up to the cash register telling them I can't find my mom.  Confession Bear

I stay with my girlfriend because I need the confidence of having one to flirt with other girls

I stay with my girlfriend because I need the confidence of having one to flirt with other girls  Confession Bear

I shave my butt So I can wipe like a pro

I shave my butt So I can wipe like a pro  Confession Bear
Like us for More!