Confession Bear

i lift the toilet seat up after taking a dump so the next person will think i only took a piss

i lift the toilet seat up after taking a dump so the next person will think i only took a piss  Confession Bear

I friend stupid people on fb because reading their posts helps me feel better about myself

I friend stupid people on fb because reading their posts helps me feel better about myself  Confession Bear

I pee In the Shower

I pee In the Shower  Confession Bear

i think cannibal corpse is terrible

i think cannibal corpse is terrible  Confession Bear

my only news source is reddit

my only news source is reddit  Confession Bear

My 10 year-old niece likes to sit on my lap and have me rub her back I look forward to this every time I see her

My 10 year-old niece likes to sit on my lap and have me rub her back I look forward to this every time I see her  Confession Bear

Sometimes I down vote funny content on reddit, because I'm bitter my stuff doesn't get better feedback

Sometimes I down vote  funny content on reddit, because I'm bitter my stuff doesn't get better feedback  Confession Bear

I don't upvote posts made by my friends on reddit because I don't want them to have more karma than me

I don't upvote posts made by my friends on reddit because I don't want them to have more karma than me  Confession Bear

Destroying musical instruments offends me more than burning holy books.

Destroying musical instruments offends me more than burning holy books.  Confession Bear

I've been using air-freshener as cologne the past 3 years and everyone loves the way I smell I tell them its an expensive cologne from the Island of Fiji.

I've been using air-freshener as cologne the past 3 years and everyone loves the way I smell  I tell them its an expensive cologne from the Island of Fiji.  Confession Bear
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