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My girlfriend has herpes so we don't have sex. She gives me all the blowjobs I want. I don't really like BJ's

My girlfriend has herpes so we don't have sex. She gives me all the blowjobs I want. I don't really like BJ's Confession Bear
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My friends think I'm being a gentlemen when I hold the door for them I really just like looking at their asses

My friends think I'm being a gentlemen when I hold the door for them I really just like looking at their asses Confession Bear
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I still Laugh at Chuck Norris Facts

I still Laugh at Chuck Norris Facts Confession Bear
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i have been going through Linkedin and adding all the recruiters who had turned me down during the interview process So that they can see that I've been hired for a much better company than theirs.

i have been going through Linkedin and adding all the recruiters who had turned me down during the interview process So that they can see that I've been hired for a much better company than theirs. Confession Bear
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I've always preferred myspace to facebook

I've always preferred myspace to facebook Confession Bear
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I worked for a top rated Pig Hunting TV "Reality" show I watched them release pigs from a cage 20 feet away before they "found" and killed them.

I worked for a top rated Pig Hunting TV
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I am always telling myself that I will not become my parents and that I have the ability to break the chain But now that I am in a long distance relationship I have the urge to cheat like they did, not because I like someone else, but because I am board.

I am always telling myself that I will not become my parents and that I have the ability to break the chain But now that I am in a long distance relationship I have the urge to cheat like they did, not because I like someone else, but because I am board. Confession Bear
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Sometimes when I see an attractive girl in a public place... ...I secretly make a photo with my phone and jack off at home.

Sometimes when I see an attractive girl in a public place... ...I secretly make a photo with my phone and jack off at home. Confession Bear
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When my mother wrongly accuses me of stealing from her I'll steal something from her after I've been punished, so I can feel better about getting punished for stealing something from her

When my mother wrongly accuses me of stealing from her I'll steal something from her after I've been punished, so I can feel better about getting punished for stealing something from her Confession Bear
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My roommate never cleans no matter how much I tell her to, so I scrub the toilet seat with her toothbrush as revenge.

My roommate never cleans no matter how much I tell her to, so I scrub the toilet seat with her toothbrush as revenge. Confession Bear
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